Here’s the Adult route
People on the other 364 days of the year:
"Did you hear about that asshole down the street? He was trying to get kids to his house by offering them candy. What a piece of shit."
People on Halloween:
"Did you hear about that asshole down the street? He wasn’t offering candy to any kids who came to his house. What a piece of shit."
I’m scared. Can I leave work now boss? I wanna go home.