Here’s the Adult route
This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :)
People on the other 364 days of the year:
"Did you hear about that asshole down the street? He was trying to get kids to his house by offering them candy. What a piece of shit."
People on Halloween:
"Did you hear about that asshole down the street? He wasn’t offering candy to any kids who came to his house. What a piece of shit."
I’m scared. Can I leave work now boss? I wanna go home.